REPORT: Michael Sam Orders Burrito

Michael Sam orders burritoST. LOUIS, MO — ESPN is reporting that Michael Sam has reportedly entered a Chipotle Mexican Grill, and is currently in the process of ordering a burrito.

“This is huge news,” said ESPN corespondent Rachel Wells. “We are on the opening day of the NFL season and Michael Sam is ordering brown rice, and possibly Barbacoa to put on his burrito.”

It’s been days since Michael Sam was released by the Rams — something that happens to hordes of players on a yearly basis, but no one could have predicted he would have gone to the popular restaurant,¬†Chipotle, to order a burrito.

“As we continue to use a plethora of air time dedicated to figuring out which practice squad a seventh round draft pick will end up on, we’d like to remind everyone of one thing: Michael Sam is a guacamole guy. He didn’t even flinch when the Chipotle line worker told him that it would be $2.50 extra,” said Rachel Wells.

Another spokesperson from ESPN said that while the Green Bay Packers will play the Seattle Seahawks tonight, they will have continuing coverage on whether or not Michael Sam orders a drink, and if he uses smoked Chipotle Tabasco sauce or if he prefers his burrito plain.

Stay tuned for more continuing coverage on Michael Sam and his Chipotle Burrito.

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