TALLAHASSEE, FL – Michael Harper often frequents the popular website Buzzfeed. He loves the lists with pictures, and witty captions like “14 things that only 90’s children will understand.” Harper decided to try and create a fun list of his own, but unfortunately for him, it was completely terrible.
“I thought it would be easy, but it turns out coming up with a list and pictures is more difficult than I thought,” said Harper. “With how much I love Buzzfeed, I figured I could just hop in and start making list after list.”
Harper’s list titled, “5 Reasons You Should Love Ice Cream,” has received very few views, and people who have viewed his list have said things like, “I hope this person is a seven year old, otherwise they should go kill themself.”
You can view Harper’s Buzzfeed list below:
5 Reasons You Should Love Ice Cream
1. Ice cream comes in flavors like chocolate and vanillia
Ice cream comes in awesome flavors like chocolate and vanilla. It probably comes in more flavors too, or maybe you can combine chocolate and vanilla to make your own flavor! Ice cream is neat.
2. Ice cream spelled backwards is Maerc Eci.
If you say “ice cream” backwards, it’s pronounced Maerc Eci. That’s so crazy! Maerc Eci. It sounds like a Game of Thrones character.
3. Ice cream is the perfect temperature
Actually, it’s pretty cold when you first start eating it. If you bite into it, it really hurts your bottom teeth, and if you eat it too fast, you can get a brain freeze. Then when it warms up, it starts melting and gets on your hands. I guess this isn’t a real good reason.
4. You can eat ice cream after dinner
Can you eat ice cream all the time? No! But you can eat a reasonable amount after dinner. Don’t over do it though, or you’ll get a stomach ache or diabetes.
5. Ice cream trucks are a great way to make friends
When the ice cream truck comes, you can go and make friends. Yesterday, I made 12 new friends, including the driver. He asked me if I was too old to be buying ice cream from a truck and I just laughed at his new joke.
I don’t know about those people commenting negatively, but I thought this was hilarious. They random, inconsistent stock images really set the scene.
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-Sara
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Thanks Sara! We really appreciate it!
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Your posts always make me smile…I may be in danger of over sharing your stuff on Face Book 🙂
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That makes us smile! Thanks for reading!
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