“I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Wild Jungle Putt-Putt Golf, but they have everything you could ever want in a vacation,” Said Kelso.
“If you want gorgeous flowing rivers of blue, look no further than Wild Jungle. If you want to see animals in their natural habitat, hole 8 features all sorts of motorized elephants and giraffes. Are you into cave diving? Well guess what, you are going to be journeying through Wild Jungle’s dark caverns on holes 11, 12, and 13. And lets not forget, you’re having these once in a lifetime experiences all while playing the great game of golf!” said Kelso emphatically.
When asked what he tells his customers who are booking vacations through his travel agency, Kelso said, “I can let people pay upwards of $5,000 for a tropical island getaway, or I can give them the best advice in the world, and tell them to check into the Holiday Inn Express right across from Wild Jungle, and for $45 they will be in for the time of their lives. And that includes breakfast.”
Kelso also recommends the local Golden Corral, saying, “They have every type of food you could ever find on an exotic vacation, including a Chocolate Wonderfall and endless pizza, all for a buffet price!”